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Show us what wakes you up in the morning.
Submitted by Rob.
Show us chaos.
Submitted by Natalie.
It started as a joke. A co-worker printed out a picture of his friend's baby and hung it on the back of his cube. Over the next day, it had morphed to this. It's every baby anyone in my department has ever come into contact with. And then some.
As part of an inside sales department, we get a lot of foot traffic from the rest of the company and nobody ever complains. In fact, they ask if they put pictures up of their nieces/nephews/kids on there.
Show us a picture of where you'd like to live and tell us why you want to live there.
Submitted by Warhead.
Who needs air conditioning and a grassy front yard, when there's an amazing beach 50 feet from your front door?
What are you going to do with your tax return?
Submitted by KB.
I paid off some debt with it. I had plans of awesome things to do with it, but in the end, I put every last cent towards an old credit card bill. I'm not sure when I became so responsible.
What is your favorite term of endearment?
Submitted by lostdwarf.
Sugar tits. Sweet meat. Hot pants.
At least those are the ones I use.
What were you doing one year ago today?
Submitted by CassandraMorgan.
Spending $200+ at Wal-Mart and having a birthday brunch, according to the archives of twodolla.org. I'd imagine they're quite accurate.
What's one family recipe that you wish you knew how to cook?
Any of them? I don't know how to cook anything. Seriously. I just learned to fry an egg last week on my own. I had scrambled down pat, but I couldn't master the perfect over-easy fried egg.
I'd love to make my grandma's potato casserole or her chicken spaghetti, my other grandma's noodle or fried chicken recipe, my great aunt's corn casserole, or even my dad's chili.
You'll notice there aren't any recipes from my mom in that, because she doesn't have any, except grilled cheese. That would also explain why I just learned how to fry an egg at the age of 28.
What's something you should throw away, but can't?
Nearly everything in the storage unit I'm paying $49/month for. I've been in my new apartment for a year and haven't even been to my storage unit for anything. Isn't there some old adage saying if you haven't used something a year, you don't need it?
Yeah, maybe I should pay attention to that...
What will be your famous last words?
Submitted by ngocaroo.
Either "I'm awesome!" or "Wait, take a picture!".
I don't plan on going too quietly.
What's one of your favorite quotes?
Submitted by Georgie-boy.
I don't have one! I wish I did, so I could have a cute little email signature with it or something I could always live by, but alas, I do not. I've even TRIED finding one, but to no avail.